VIDEO: GO! MACHINE Was a Motherf*cker!

Unfortunately I’m stranded on Manhattan, so I wasn’t able to attend. (There could be worse places to be stranded, I know.)

Shout to the homie Stephan Gray for bringing unfortunate souls like me as close as possible to the MADness without physically being there. Peep the video:

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Better (and Scarier) Than Darth Vader

By now, all you Seattle hip-hop aficionados already have your flyest club wear picked out for tonight (and tomorrow’s) Go! Machine sessions. (Let me guess: burgundy silk shirt, white loafers, black pleated dress slacks?)

You’re probably on your way to gettin’ scrubbed, mani’ed, pedi’ed, exfoliated, waxed, and whatever the hell else it is you kids do before trying to get laid, even as I type this.

As if you needed any more motivation to go, here are the flyers one last time:

And here are two more reasons (courtesy They Live!) as to why tonight and tomorrow will soon be remembered as The Best Nights of Your Sad and Sorry Little Lives:

Now…Go!

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