What self-respecting woman WOULDN’T want to be a part of this video? I’m forwarding this flyer to my best female friends, my cousins, my sister-in-law, my auntie, and of course, my mom. Ladies, go dig those clear heels out your closets and don’t forget to check your self-respect at the door!

(And, yes, this is happening in Seattle. Now excuse me while I go slam my head repeatedly into the wall in honor of mainstream rap music…)